<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091</id><updated>2011-06-22T14:21:00.870-07:00</updated><category term='stolen'/><title type='text'>Mindless Monkey</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-4190288599672224912</id><published>2011-06-22T12:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-22T14:21:00.914-07:00</updated><title type='text'>mindless ramblings and what-not</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Going bananas I am, forgot what to say!  Duh....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-4190288599672224912?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/4190288599672224912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2011/06/mindless-ramblings-and-what-not.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/4190288599672224912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/4190288599672224912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2011/06/mindless-ramblings-and-what-not.html' title='mindless ramblings and what-not'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-8861328659341910417</id><published>2011-06-22T12:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-22T12:13:54.066-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mindless gibberish</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Guano bowls...collect the whole set!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-8861328659341910417?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/8861328659341910417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2011/06/mindless-gibberish.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/8861328659341910417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/8861328659341910417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2011/06/mindless-gibberish.html' title='Mindless gibberish'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-704920929086680341</id><published>2009-03-26T18:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T18:39:50.203-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stolen'/><title type='text'>sumass STOLEN my chicken????</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2AoAVyNSPq0/ScwuPkIZuPI/AAAAAAAAABI/56Gy38mrUnQ/s1600-h/Betty+at+show+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 285px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2AoAVyNSPq0/ScwuPkIZuPI/AAAAAAAAABI/56Gy38mrUnQ/s320/Betty+at+show+2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317676104949545202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;STOLEN my chicken best is gone hen for good! Help! Me wants her back, my precious! My precious! Me needs her back. WE must have it now! Me sick with FURYANGERSADNESSCRYINGHATEMINDLESSMURDERRAGEDIZZYTURMOILSOMEBODYHELPME!&lt;br /&gt;I no good shape now, good as dead. Dead to the world need my chicken back. OMG, Help!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-704920929086680341?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/704920929086680341/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2009/03/sumass-stolen-my-chicken.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/704920929086680341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/704920929086680341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2009/03/sumass-stolen-my-chicken.html' title='sumass STOLEN my chicken????'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2AoAVyNSPq0/ScwuPkIZuPI/AAAAAAAAABI/56Gy38mrUnQ/s72-c/Betty+at+show+2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-882996993607714198</id><published>2008-12-15T13:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-15T13:33:59.570-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oi?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Thick, rich lather! Bumbaweyachuna? No, sky blue topaz.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-882996993607714198?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/882996993607714198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/oi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/882996993607714198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/882996993607714198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/oi.html' title='Oi?'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-4682849146048601485</id><published>2008-12-14T14:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T14:57:11.561-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Banana Ramblings</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;...and all that silly banana-covered flap on my wagon...what was I to do? Too many bananas to peel, and time is short. But not to worry, Jesus is on the case. He will one day reappear and rid us of all this rubbish. Nonsense, I say! But there I go again, rambling on about nothing. I think I'll have a banana. :) Monkey business, you say?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-4682849146048601485?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/4682849146048601485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/banana-ramblings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/4682849146048601485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/4682849146048601485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/banana-ramblings.html' title='Banana Ramblings'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-995075355583133203</id><published>2008-12-14T14:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T14:55:42.554-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mindless Monkey</title><content type='html'>"Monkeying around with the English language!"&lt;br /&gt;Do you like to laugh? Like to be silly?&lt;br /&gt;Then this is for you. I will write some of my own blogs here, and I welcome you to do the same. Here are the rules: Blogs must be silly, wacky and NOT make sense. Blogs that make sense will not be tolerated. They are no fun. Any blog caught making good sense will be deleted. Please sign your username to your blog so we will all know who wrote what gibberish. Thanks and have fun!&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-995075355583133203?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/995075355583133203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/mindless-monkey_14.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/995075355583133203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/995075355583133203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/mindless-monkey_14.html' title='Mindless Monkey'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6473853450250270091.post-6585964895602358034</id><published>2008-12-14T14:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-14T14:50:47.610-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mindless Monkey</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2AoAVyNSPq0/SUWNsWFgjDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/TqX2RZM_UNE/s1600-h/mindless+monkey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 100px; height: 134px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2AoAVyNSPq0/SUWNsWFgjDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/TqX2RZM_UNE/s320/mindless+monkey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279781931144219698" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6473853450250270091-6585964895602358034?l=1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/feeds/6585964895602358034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/mindless-monkey.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/6585964895602358034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6473853450250270091/posts/default/6585964895602358034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1mindlessmonkey2.blogspot.com/2008/12/mindless-monkey.html' title='Mindless Monkey'/><author><name>1mindlessmonkey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04216917075192031192</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PgVKii7QH44/TgI-SD1yFJI/AAAAAAAAABo/aJbZRBMZSUQ/s220/banana05.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2AoAVyNSPq0/SUWNsWFgjDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/TqX2RZM_UNE/s72-c/mindless+monkey.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
