mindless ramblings and what-not

Going bananas I am, forgot what to say! Duh....

Mindless gibberish

Guano bowls...collect the whole set!

sumass STOLEN my chicken????

STOLEN my chicken best is gone hen for good! Help! Me wants her back, my precious! My precious! Me needs her back. WE must have it now! Me sick with FURYANGERSADNESSCRYINGHATEMINDLESSMURDERRAGEDIZZYTURMOILSOMEBODYHELPME!
I no good shape now, good as dead. Dead to the world need my chicken back. OMG, Help!!!!

Oi?

Thick, rich lather! Bumbaweyachuna? No, sky blue topaz.

Banana Ramblings

...and all that silly banana-covered flap on my wagon...what was I to do? Too many bananas to peel, and time is short. But not to worry, Jesus is on the case. He will one day reappear and rid us of all this rubbish. Nonsense, I say! But there I go again, rambling on about nothing. I think I'll have a banana. :) Monkey business, you say?

Mindless Monkey

"Monkeying around with the English language!"
Do you like to laugh? Like to be silly?
Then this is for you. I will write some of my own blogs here, and I welcome you to do the same. Here are the rules: Blogs must be silly, wacky and NOT make sense. Blogs that make sense will not be tolerated. They are no fun. Any blog caught making good sense will be deleted. Please sign your username to your blog so we will all know who wrote what gibberish. Thanks and have fun!

Mindless Monkey